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thechamp:[ A kick in your rear will make you disapear ]
potatohead:[ PEOPLE WANT 2 KNOW WHAT WOULD I DO IF I LOST.....WE WILL NEVER KNOW ]
pandamonium:[ I just finished reading the dictionary ... turns out the zebra did it :P ]
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eddy2fast:[ sugger is sweet lemons r sour open ya legs and ill give u an hour ]
pinkbabydoll:[ (K) GiRl @ pL@Y (K) ]
pinkbabydoll:[ (6):@ DÖÑt TÉmPt Mé :@ (6) ]
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bozyz7:[ Youll notice after reading this notice that this notice isnt worth noticing ]
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geordiesammi:[ *~*~*ur only bad if ur caught, tht makes me gd rite?? *~*~* ]
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axlerose:[ 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case coinsedence? I think not ]
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loveyaloadz:[ beds n boys excite me - so lock the door n show me how much u like me ]
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marco89:[ (ci) (d) Got The Magic Stick I The Love Docter (ci) (d) ]
Hannah89:[ There r a lot of words u can use 2 describe men - strong, carin, loving - of course they'd b rong - but u cud still use them. ]
Hannah89:[ If ur husband n lawyer were drownin n u had 2 choose, wud u go 2 lunch or 2 a movie? ]
xxnicxx:[ (F)Roses are red ash is black go 2 hell and neva cum bak!!!(F) ]
stunnr1:[ tha bitch looks me up n down, she aint got shit to say, thats offcourse until i walk away. ]
stunnr1:[ ima bitch i put up a fight, if you dont like me then thats aight, i am who i am, i do what i do and if you got a problem then fuck you ! ]
stunnr1:[ all you bitches swear ma look, cos what i have is off tha hook. some girls are good, some are bad, but i come in a flavour u never had..catch ur breat ]
sexybabe1285:[ go to bed lookin ur best cuz u neva know who ur gunna meet in ur dreams ]
sexybabe1285:[ on one of the best nights of ur life u will end up in a jail cell and ur best friend will be sittin next to u sayin 'Damn that wuz fun can we do it ag ]
gangster:[ (*)suck lick it dose it taste good....yh everybody luvs ice cream(*) ]
emu:[ :PIt aint the length, it aint the size, it's how many times u can make it rise :P ]
pandamonium:[ Why are Chavs like slinkies?They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs!! ]
pandamonium:[ {boys are stupid, throw rocks at them} ]
CrAzYpImP:[ lives a bithc be its pimp ]
dppar1:[ ThEsE ChIcKs DoNt EvEn KnOw tO sAy OuT mY nAmE ]
rocky101:[ WaT ThE FuCk r U lOoKiNG at ]
laneshady:[ I CAn OnLy PleAse OnE PerSoN A DaY, ToDAY IsN'T YoUr DaY AnD ToMmORRoW DoEsN'T LoOk GooD EtHeR.... ]
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amba1:[ $o uR dA BiTcH DaT ToLd dA BiTcH dAt iM dA BiTcH wEL LiStEn BiTcH It TaKes A BiTcH tO Nw A BiTcH ]
illusen:[ Óh my gÓsh! [ your nickname here ] ]
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pinkez:[ put your life to the side~take som1 els~and ruin it~coz thats what frends do!!!~ ]
illusen:[ [/holly macarony!!\] [what have I done?] ]
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Sk8ter218:[ i couldnt repair ur brakes so i made ur horn louder ]
Sk8ter218:[ Shit Happens get over it ]
infradead:[ Liquor, she'll love it! ]
infradead:[ You Gotta Get Yer Dickin Cider! ]
DJOne:[ Roses Are Red The Grass Is Green Sit On My Lap And I'LL Make You Scream ]
gary12321:[ Do Stairs Go Up Or Down :S ]
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infradead:[ You Gotta Get Yer Dickin Cider! ]
infradead:[ Liquor, she'll love it! ]
gary12321:[ Wouldnt it b gd if the stickey stuff on evolopes taste like chocolate ]
gary12321:[ sex is like skool miss a period and ur in trouble ]
gary12321:[ .·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸god m@de men fir$t, cuz you @lw@ys do der roughdr@ft b4 der m@$terpiece¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·. ]
gary12321:[ ¬_¬hehe¬_¬ its was realli me! ]
kraybox:[ Dear Lord Thanks For Making Me Popular On Msn ]
blink-182-rocks:[ if a turtle looses it's shell is it naked or homless? ]
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jasonboy743:[ its funny how we accedently press on or more keys at once in a convosation but we make sure that we dont say sex in stead of sed ]
slashedback:[ (ci)§˜¤˜¤Weed 4 Life & All The Girls I Need Too Hold Me Till I Die¤˜¤˜§(ci) ]
*ChEaKy_ChIcK*:[ (L) d0nt h@t3 m3 cuZ iM s%c, h@t3 m3 cuZ uR b0yfwend thinkZ i @m! (L) ]
laneshady:[ Easy To Use, and Easy To Operate! ]
laneshady:[ People Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Need Medication! ]
Sk8ter101:[ 1 girl in the highlight of my life, only 2 be broken up twice,she be taken for granted,i love will always b tainted ]
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pandamonium:[ DNT DRINK WATER!!! FISH AVE SEX INIT!!!! ]
pandamonium:[ evryfin im sayin now is str8 4rm de H..n even if de sky is grey u make meh feel gr8..u remind meh of a month in de sumer ]
babygurl14:[ Hot as Fire Sarp as Glass look@me shakin MI a$$ guna make it burn guna make it sting Damn Boi I'm gunna make u sing ]
pandamonium:[ Sugar + spice + everthing nice ;) ]