| pandamonium: | [ my life is one big blonde moment! ] |
| pandamonium: | [ (8)baby its you(8) ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Woah when did the world get really smart -> oh w8 it was wen I turned blone :P ] |
| pandamonium: | [ they all fall down like toy soldiers ] |
| pandamonium: | [ ;)(8) working @ da car wash(8);) ] |
| Sk8ter101: | [ hey u want wit me,im gonna tell u 1 time dont fuk wit me,cause i got nuthing to lose and im havin a bad day so dont let me take out on u ] |
| Sk8ter101: | [ I cAm i ,i cam,i saw, i saw, I Hit em Rite THere In The jaw, c i caught em Wit a right hook,caught em wit a jaab,caught em wwit a uppercut,kicked em n ] |
| Sk8ter101: | [ they Say im no good cause im soo hood rich folks dont want mi around so motha fukr gonna be lay tha fuk out ] |
| barbie_is_a_ska ..: | [ (R)do u have a mirra in ur pocket(R)...:Pcause i can see myself in your pants:P....(R)and damn i look good(R) ] |
| pandamonium: | [ i met jesus on the bus, man, he told me the meening of life and gave me a pretzel ] |
| sxy_lil_lozi: | [ If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons...? ] |
| laneshady: | [ MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause...did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN? ] |
| BUGJUICEROX: | [ A RING IS ROUND AND HAS NO END THATS HOW LONG U'LL B MY FRIEND:D ] |
| BUGJUICEROX: | [ (*)A WISH I WAS A GLOW WORM, WORMS R NEVA GLUM! HOW COULD U B GLUM WEN SUN SHINES OUTA YA BUM(*) ] |
| holmesy04: | [ Cars, Bikes, Drugs, These Are All Great Things, But Nothing And I Mean Nothing, Beats Fast Women ] |
| blake123: | [ Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training ] |
| 32^NC_DaZeRoX: | [ [ it is no joke that is bad enough tha blondes will understand it ] ] |
| 32^NC_DaZeRoX: | [ EaT->Here Or TakE hOmE?? ] |
| *ChEaKy_ChIcK*: | [ life may be short but wateva u just pulled out of ur pants is shorter!! ] |
| *ChEaKy_ChIcK*: | [ (L)(K)(F)(R){GuRlZ}_{r}_{sXc}_{mAdE}_{oUt}_{oF}_{pEpSi} (I) {BoYz}_{r}_{rOttEn}_{MaDe}_{oUt}_{oF}_{cOttEn} (R)(F)(K)(L) ] |
| sirgroove: | [ jesus said come forth and recieve eternal life. I came third and recieved a toaster ] |
| ingridpoodle: | [ ?:S?Cansomeonepleasetellmethelocationofthespacebar ?:S? ] |
| ingridpoodle: | [ (*)theres nothing better than a good friend... exept a good friend with chocolate(*) ] |
| ingridpoodle: | [ (A)I don't think i'm perfect... i know i am(A) ] |
| ingridpoodle: | [ never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups ] |
| ingridpoodle: | [ the frissbie kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me ] |
| chefaid: | [ Why do blonds wear panties?...they make great ankel warmers ] |
| chefaid: | [ How does a blon have safe sex?..she locks the car door ] |
| chefaid: | [ What do blonds and railroads have in common?..they both get laid ] |
| vybez: | [ get rich or dye trying ] |
| vybez: | [ +< fuk u..u fukin fuk>+ ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Im not cocky im coffident so wen you tel me im da best its a compliment ] |
| weed: | [ **i put makeup at night so i can be beautiful for my dreams** ] |
| fouda14: | [ -- I'aiηt @ PláYe® ...... I'm Dá GaMé â„¢ -- ] |
| sexy_hott_chick: | [ Always tell the truth, even when you lie ] |
| sexy_hott_chick: | [ MySpaceBarIsBroken!!!! ] |
| sexy_hott_chick: | [ Dain Bramaged. ] |
| sexy_hott_chick: | [ BITCH- Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Honey ] |
| DarkAngel: | [ whats naive about wanting world peace for christmas?? ] |
| no1bitch: | [ ***Everyone has the right to act stupid every once and a while, but you abuse that privilege*** ] |
| no1bitch: | [ ***Remember when someone annoys you that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to smack them*** ] |
| no1bitch: | [ :PDoN'T STiCK ouT uR ToNGue uNLeSS u PLaN oN uSiNG iT!:P ] |
| no1bitch: | [ ~i'M SWeeT LiKe SuGaR~FRoM HeaD To Toe~i'M HoT LiKe FiRe~BuT i aiNT No Hoe~ ] |
| no1bitch: | [ iMaGiNe uR LiFe WiTHouT Me... MiSeRaBLe HuH? ] |
| no1bitch: | [ **THoSe PaNTZ SuRe WouLD LooK GooD oN My BeDRooM FLooR** ] |
| no1bitch: | [ °~KiSSaBLe LiPS & PReTTy BRoWN eYeS°°u KNo i'M WaT u FaNTaCiZe~° ] |
| loko: | [ dont aks me why im ugly...it´s fault of my parents ] |
| no1bitch: | [ B.I.T.C.H - Babe In Total Control of Herself ] |
| laneshady: | [ « ¤ º NoRmaL PeOplE ScAre Me º ¤ » ] |
| laneshady: | [ « ¤ º I SeE DumB PeoPLe REadIng My NiCK º ¤ » ] |
| nik69: | [ Screw Skittles..Taste My Rainbow ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, ive checked (name) (name) and (name)they are okay, so i must b it! ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ (U):( They keep saying the right person will come along...but i think mine was hit by a truck :((U) ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ :S: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,and when I woke up the pillow was gone: :S ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ :S * RemembeR...WithouT YoU Im LikE A MonkeY WithouT A BananA * :S ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ (K) *~* I wasn't kissing him again...I just was gettin my gum back *~* (K) ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ :>(T) The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow (T):> ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ *How do I say Bye to someone I never had? Why do tears fall for someone who was never mine? ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ ~ * people change, things go wrong shyt happens but life goes on ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ *a pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bee can kiss a butterfly.The morning sun can kiss the grass but U my friend can kiss my ass!* ] |
| cuty_mee: | [ have a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas ] |
| all-mighty-Goob ..: | [ what does a maori do after having sex? 7-10 years ] |
| $coy d0n: | [ Wa+cH 0u+ i Am M!ch3L jAcK50n IF u R pLa$+iC mE$$AgE mE(uNd3r 2 yRs OlD)1 wIlL FuCk Ur BrA1n$ 0Ut grrrrrrrr im feelin horny ] |
| $coy d0n: | [ BaDbOy$ BaDbOy5 Wa+chA g0nNa D0 w3N w3 CuM 2 U Wa+ U gOnNA $1+ D0wN aN c0p 1t !N dA fAc3 ] |
| $cOtT: | [ ! +R13d 3a+1ng GrA$5 bU+ +H3 GrA$5 8 Me +hEn a C0W * +Ha GrA5$ ] |
| $cOtT: | [ $^ my n!&&er$!!!! ] |
| Scargento: | [ All tha girls are Hores, Only tha smart ones thake money!! ] |
| nikita230192: | [ ^*^Dont speak to me only sexy people can speak to me ^*^ ] |
| baby-gurl: | [ take take take take take it away take my hand take my life..take take take take take it away ] |
| dj_sazzie: | [ My DoG sAw A sIgN tHaT sAiD wEt pAiNt sO He DiD ] |
