| pandamonium: | [ Cry me a river - actually no dnt coz ul mk me new boots fuked:P ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Call me a bitch cos I speak whats on my mind, guess its easier for you to follow if I sat and smiled ] |
| pandamonium: | [ For all you people that talk about me... I got one word for you...J*e*A*l*O*u*S*y ] |
| pandamonium: | [ To resist is to piss in the wind, and anyone who does will end up smelling... ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Sorry can u repeat that? I was having a blonde moment ] |
| pandamonium: | [ CAUTION: im a blond n im having a VERY bad day…so please use small words! ] |
| pandamonium: | [ For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center of your world! ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, so is your head ] |
| pandamonium: | [ 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not ] |
| pandamonium: | [ I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your ass! ] |
| pandamonium: | [ I'm not a tease; I'm just a reminder of what you can't have ] |
| pandamonium: | [ *~ Im a bitch and i got class u mess with me ill kick ur ass so 4 all u hoes that think ur cool ill beat ur ass cuz bitches rule!!~* ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Sex is a sensation caused by a temptation, when a guy sticks his location into a girls destination and increases the population ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Sex is good, sex Is fine, doggy style Or 69 ,just for fun or getting paid, everyone luvs getting laid ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Computers: Hmm-well...it freezes up on me, it plays games wiv me,& i can turn it on wiv a push of a button...yah! ~ pretty much call it a guy!! ] |
| pandamonium: | [ I have PMS and a gun.... any questions??? ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children! ;) ] |
| pandamonium: | [ ***Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege*** ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Im not thick! The world is just really smart!! ] |
| pandamonium: | [ I was NOT kissing him....i was..er..uh..wispering in his mouth ] |
| pandamonium: | [ Lets have an intelligent conversation I'll talk...u listen ] |
| bface: | [ if ur fat if ur chubby then u wnt b my hubby ] |
| bface: | [ Im ']['Ø S€Xà 4 ÃøÛ ] |
| bface: | [ City Morr You Kill Them We Barrie Them! ] |
| bface: | [ ^C@UtIoN,^M@Y H@Ve BlOnDe MoMeNt$ $o $pEaK NiCe @nD $...l...o...w !!!!! ] |
| bface: | [ (K)GiRl @ Pl@Y(K) ] |
| bface: | [ it takes less muscles 2 smile than it does 2frown...but it only takes a few mre 2 lift ur arm n bitch slap the mutha fuka in the face!! ] |
| bface: | [ They say nobody is perfect...I'm a nobody. Does that make me perfect? ] |
| bface: | [ Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. ] |
| bface: | [ (A)Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist (A) ] |
| bface: | [ ;)Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas;) ] |
| bface: | [ (*)Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day(*) ] |
| bface: | [ Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ] |
| bface: | [ Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ] |
| bface: | [ If you were a booger I'd pick you first ] |
| bface: | [ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together ] |
| bface: | [ Are you a parking ticket cos You got fine written all over you. ] |
| bface: | [ (*)If i take a (*) away from the sky 4 every time thought of you the sky wud b empty(8) ] |
| bface: | [ (*)LiFeS a BiTcH tHeN u DiE(*) ] |
| bface: | [ i WoUlD TelL u 2 gO 2 HelL But BiTcHeS liKe u gO 2 HeLl (6) ] |
| bface: | [ iM A BiTcH AnD Im proUd oF iT 96) ] |
| bface: | [ wen i grow i wanna b jus like barbie dat bitch gets everythin (6) ] |
| bface: | [ TaLk 2 ThE haNd cAuSe ThE FaCe AiN't hoMe leAvE A mEsSaGe WrItE AfTeR ThE ToNe.......beeeeeeeep ] |
| bface: | [ Nike-just dun it. its not all its cracked up 2 b ] |
| bface: | [ Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. ] |
| bface: | [ "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." ] |
| bface: | [ "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " ] |
| bface: | [ "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." ] |
| bface: | [ "My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." ] |
| bface: | [ "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ] |
| bface: | [ "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ] |
| bface: | [ "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in bee ] |
| bface: | [ "An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do." ] |
| bface: | [ "Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." ] |
| bface: | [ "I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example." ] |
| bface: | [ "I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt." ] |
| bface: | [ "Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children." ] |
| bface: | [ "Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off." ] |
| bface: | [ "Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add." ] |
| bface: | [ "Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head." ] |
| bface: | [ "Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat!" ] |
| bface: | [ "Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'." ] |
| bface: | [ "When a woman steals your husband there is no better revenge than to let her keep him." ] |
| bface: | [ "Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing." ] |
| bface: | [ "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." ] |
| bface: | [ Its better to be black than gay because when youre black you don't have to tell your mother ] |
| bface: | [ "If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all." ] |
| bface: | [ Its only kinky the first time! ] |
| pandamonium: | [ The only guy u can really trust is ur daddy!!! ] |
